And there was me thinking, that people went over the top for Madonna tickets

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-Michael-Jackson ... 240%3A1318

Crazy people, is he really worth it?

He's bad!

Well, well, Tony, that really was off the wall, but please don't stop 'til you get enough because punning on Jackson song titles can be a real thriller and I am here to remind you that you are not alone this time around.

Of course, I don't wanna be startin' something but another part of me thinks you are a P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) - no, I'm not in the closet - and it is just human nature that I wanna be where you are, punning away with a child's heart!

Don't worry, we're almost there.

Right, I'll beat it but not until you are happy that by simply using Bad will get you into a jam - it's black and white, sir, black and white.

So, remember... the next time there will be blood on the dance floor!

Was that a groan or a scream?

Myeah... Someone's got too much time on his hands

Singer Michael Jackson dies at 50
I guess the show's cancelled then...

Let's see you make a come back now Michael!!!

Well...

It'll take him longer than usual to *decompose* all the stuff he's done so far...










/gets coat